yes i know like many an episode of the simpsons comes straight to mind. you know when homer and lisa go and watch that Left Below and then its judgement day and all the christians vanish and everyone left below die in hell.
yeah LEFT BEHIND is actually exactly just that. and just in time for the holiday season shopppers. the new video game brought to you by the folks from LeftBehind Books (of course).
Convert or Die. A video game where players must either convert or kill Non-Christians. Players can choose to join the Antichrist's team, but of course they never win.
so when i first started reading the article i was laughing uncontroablly. because i obviously wanted to give the game a shot and play.
then you begin to ask who are these crazy evil antichrist'ers?
THE ANTI-CHRIST
- Secretary-general of the United Nations
- People magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" (of course)
- Rock Stars
- Musicians & Artists
- folks with Muslim-sounding names
Read the article: HERE or read my personal favorite quotes:
- When asked about the Arab and Muslim-sounding names, Frichner said the game does not endorse prejudice. But "Muslims are not believers in Jesus Christ" -- and thus can't be on Christ's side in the game.
"That is so obvious," he said.
- "And it's kind of crazy...one of the evil characters is a rock musician. ... If you get too close to him your spirit is lowered."
- "You are fighting a defensive battle in the game," Frichner, whose previous company produced Bible software, said of combatting the Antichrist. "You are a sort of a freedom fighter."
But then again:
Left Behind Games' president, Jeffrey Frichner, says the game actually is pacifist because players lose "spirit points" every time they gun down nonbelievers rather than convert them. They can earn spirit points again by having their character pray. UH HELLO FOLKS!
Speaking of the Anti-Christ my favorite Celebrity antichirst would have to be LiLo...han that is.
and while her snorting, oxy pill poppin all to wash down with vodka routines may actually be starting to be a "problem" i went to the banging Spankrock show on Monday where Spank and Pase played their new jam "Lindsay Lohan's Revenge". Seriously the last time i danced and sang so hard at a show was probably the last Spankrock show in June.
"Put yo panties on and put yo pussy away!"
download it folks its glorious! (although probably should be directed to fucking britney)
MP3: Pase Rock - Lindsay Lohan's Revenge feat. Spanrock
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