thank you turntable and blondes.

pop my glock with a double vodka

hot new shit. (for me at least)
everyones going crazy over all this baltimore booty bass 'ness. and anyone in their right mind would know that theres plenty of validated reasons to NOT think otherwise. this shit is spreading and getting grimier and grimier by the second. I LOVE IT.

...especially young cat over in south anchorage (yeah hes hella lanky and is only 19) who apparently lives in a trailer with his mom and stepsister, didnt have the $7 to buy a copy of Fader when they highlighted his mix album Brasil and so instead just ripped out the page with his name on it and who is blowing up except in his own hometown: curtis vodka

his latest remix is off the uffie track: pop the glock. the "ready to uff" track blew my mind when i first heard it and then i find out that was just a bside track! on the flip is this new "pop the glock" which vodka remixes with Eurythmics' Sweet Dreams!! As if the uffie track wasnt already clean, vodka pretty much rips apart the orginial by fucking up uffie's vocals, but in a good way.

to hear the song go HERE i must also admit that the RickRoss Hustlin' remix hes got on there is KILLER.
to read more about curtis vodka, who describes his background name as: one part curtis mayfield one part some russian dude whose name he cant pronounce and who he just decided to call vodka...GO HERE.
and for more on UFFIE who some say remind them of a bazarro MIA (not sure i agree -- however that same feeling of eargasims do come about when i first heard her and when i remember first hearing MIA)
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so who wants to guess my next new record purchase?


in other news:

did you hear about the new CHOCOLATE SWIM. um HOLLER.
the newest toons-n-tunes collab with Chocloate Industries & Adult Swim. Havent heard the album yet but word on the street is the Spankrock remix of Lady Sovereign's "Hoodie" is bananas. Oooh and Diverse' "Ain't Right" remixed by DjMitsu mmmm.

pricele$$

Been on the clock since 730 in the AM with no plans on coming off until 830 in the PM at the very least.

fuck it im on my third triple espresso shot: this shmlog is a me blog.

ive just been assigned to my first commercial shoot. the client: listerine agent cool blue.
"makes brushing fun again!" screw that. the priceless moments from this product. kids rinse with the mouthwash, the plaque-dominated areas turn blue so kids know where to concentrate on brushing. uh I need that.

pluses: fully catered meals from breakfast quiche to sushi snacks and italian feasts. wireless connection. kid casting. triple shot espressos. free mouthwash, toothpaste and to-go meals to take home.

minor minuses: walgreen runs. set changes. 8 channel walkie-talkies. the continuous pleasing/kissing ass of on-set listerine agents. kid casting. forgetting my laptop charger.

The email call from Maya telling us we were just accepted into the Girl Fest Film Festival in Hawaii on the same weekend of my birthday: PRICELESS....

fotos...

are now on flikr.
sorry its been so long. had to resize and invade sari pace's computer/camera.

put that pussy on me.

.::SPANKROCK WAS OFF THE CHAIN::.

we rolling as a duo pair (ha-bryan, shane, me and shezilla) weren’t completely positive we wanted to be cracked out into the wee hours of oakland raveness. but after one of the best shows (boca) I’ve seen in a minute we weren’t hesitant in the least that the warehouse 5am oakland griminess is back in effect. and with the classic bmore flavor my ass was shaking til it turn racist. side note: 50ways remix played and people went bananas! i luf you spankrock. who by the way is the most obsessively hottest person to stare at. sari was also out of town for the week/end. so no wild photos. ha. big up and thanks for mr.dunny on putting on a fucking great nightcrawler.

ES-EF


OAKLAND

MORE PHOTOS

shake it til my dick turn racist...

SF is SO READY

and then

DIRTY GRIMEY BALTIMORE CONTINUES IN OAKLAND

please fucking vote.

nepal is in absolute turmoil. so stop whining about gas prices.

think the most important thing about todays voting are the props:

Prop 81: Fix the libraries! Pros: Everyone loves the library! Cons: But do you love the library enough to pay more taxes for it?

Prop 82: Daycare for everyone! Pros: Daycare for everyone! Cons: Who's paying for daycare for everyone? (Answer: rich people).

SF Proposition summaries after the jump.
Daly's been working hard -- three out of four of these propositions are his.

Prop A: Should we start a homicide task force? Pros: Learning how to commit homicides! Cool! Okay, we're kidding. Learning about the reasons why people commit homicides, what could it hurt? Cons: Isn't this a waste of time when we should just be going out there and solving homicides?

Prop B: Should prospective home owners be told whether tenants were Ellis Acted out of the house for sale? Pros: Would you want to buy a house from a mean landlord who kicked someone out of the house to sell it to you for an exorbitant sum of money? Cons: This'll just drive up real estate prices, and if you don't get into the SF housing market now, you'll be priced out FOREVER! .... forever.... forever.... forever....

Prop C: Should we make Gavin Newsom attend all meetings of the Transbay Terminal project in person? Pros: It's hilarious! Cons: Would Gavin actually show up? Also, like the street signs say, don't you want to stop CHRIS DALY'S POWER GRAB (mysterious picture of a Caltrain)?

Prop D: Should we let private companies develop more public nursing homes? Pros: Laguna Honda doesn't really treat old people right, and construction czar Joe O'Donoghue's really, really worried. Cons: This is all a ploy for Joe O'Donoghue to make more money. This is the only non-Daly proposition on the ballot this go-around.

Just so you guys know, there's been some back and forth on this one -- progressive king Matty Gonzo's come out in favor of D, but all the other progressives (and many others) have universally taken a no on (Joe O')-D position, after Joe wrote a badly-scanning poem making fun of Robert Haaland's transgender status in the context of Robert's no-on-D stance.

white girls. white girls.

i want that whiiiiite girl.

recpercussions are a bitch.
my phone was jacked friday night.

well. i was dancing profusely and it fell out. of course i thought this mishap took place when i fell off shanes bike around the same time couple blocks and hour away.

apparently when youre partying til 6 the craziness and the wackness comes out in people. some dumb broads decided to go through my entire phonebook and make drunk dials that probably lasted an hour.

breakdown:
- shit would have been funny if not at the expense of me.
- my ass was wasted, repercussions and lack of responsibility can be a bitch.
- except that when my phone was thankfully returned (by kamal) i noticed that she straight called only dudes. hateraaade.
- went through my phonebook and selectively picked 20 dudes to call. wow.
- how do i know they were drunk dumb white broads: i knew more than half the folks there who witnessed the entire thing. oh yeah there also like over 25.


then again i guess the worst epiphany was that fools actually believed it was me drunk dialing at 5 in the morning.

if you have any comments, eye witness stories, thoughts please share.

your new addiction to hayes-addition

do the math.

i dont live in couchville, usa.
i'm not just in the guest room at the folks.
all my shit isnt in storage or bags sporadically across the city.

i have a basketball hoop.
i can enter a walk-in closet daily.

i pay rent again.